

Locations/Replays:
«Scene: Hero stands around defeated Vampire Minions»
Hero: Whoof… I'm actually starting to get tired now!
«Scene scrolls right»
Barnabus: <Sir/Madam>, if I may?
Barnabus: Perhaps what you need is a good night's rest!
«Barnabus takes on a fighting stance»
Barnabus: I have just the thing to KNOCK you right OUT!
«Scene zooms out»
Hero: BAH HAH! You? You're kidding, right?
Hero: You're a tiny freakin' moglin!
Voltaire: Careful there, <Hero>.
Voltaire: It's NEVER a good idea to underestimate the cute ones!
«Scene fades»
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