Locations/Replays:
«Scene: outside of Zorbak's secret hideout in the Chopping Maul»
Hero: …..
???: Hmmmmm… looking for great master of the swamp you are?
Hero: ………..
???: Yes. Yes. A great and powerful necromancer to teach you the secrets you you seek. Hmmmmm?
Hero: Oh geez. Zorbak, I know it’s you. What are you trying to do here?
Zomboda: Meh, Young Paddlewan! There is no try…
Zomboda: Only DO-OOOM.
Hero: ?!
Zomboda: Zomboda I am. Come to seek entrance to the tower of Necromancy you have? Learn great power, hmmmm?
Hero: Tower of Necromancy? Do you mea that shack behind you?
Zomboda: Quest you must! Become a Deadeye!
Zomboda: Only then can you face the Paladin Slayer, Vordred and fulfil your… Meh heh destiny.
Hero: Seriously? Looks like someone’s been lured into the Dork Side of the Force.
Hero: Alright. What do you want me to do Zorba… erm… Zomboda?
«Scene fades»
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